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A Start to New Beginnings

Once upon a time...
  • ...In an alternate world from our own
     Episode #2
Aug 01, 2008   08:02
Rating: G
Author: Blueversusred

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Agent Chun Li of Interpol

Evening was falling and Interpol Agent Chun Li walked purposefully down through the city streets.  Dressed in her bright blue battle costume that revealed ample amounts of her well toned legs and wearing an expression that was all business the Chinese detective ignored the worried glances of pedestrians who passed by.  It was no surprise that Chun Li drew attention to herself, with a fantastically feminine and curvaceous body, tempered and toned through many years of rigorous training, coupled with a beautifully angelic visage the Chinese agent did not fail to turn heads.

However, Agent Chun Li of Interpol wasn't there to turn heads, she was a woman on a mission:
  • Something else.
     Episode #15
Aug 01, 2008   08:47
Rating: G
Author: Blueversusred

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Now for something different. Maybe someone new?

Now then, who will you choose to start this new story? Maybe you'll choose more then just one. We all sure hope so:
  • Zelda from "The Legend of Zelda"
     Episode #163
Aug 01, 2008   08:57
Rating: G
Author: droid1

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A New Legend

Many times has this tale been told. The tale of a strange land, where magical creatures roam, and an object of great power exists. And always, there are the same common factors. A hero clad is green, possessing unmatched courage, a villain, a king of evil, whose lust for power causes disaster to all. And finally a princess, who's great wisdom guides an entire kingdom.

These three, bound together by the power of the gods themselves, have lived the same tale many times over. The Evil king takes hold of the princess, the hero must rescue her, and sometimes on his own, sometimes with her help, vanquish the evil one. After doing, he disappears, until he is needed again.

But now a new legend will begin, different from those that have preceded it. Now the princess herself will add her own chapter to the tale, but it will be unlike any that have come before, or will come again.
  • We begin with the young Pirate captain, Tetra (conviently in her late 20's)
     Episode #204
Aug 01, 2008   08:58
Rating: G
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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Stop thief!!!

For years, they had been searching for it. A new land, so that Hyrule could be reborn again, even better than before. Link, along with Tetra( also known as the princess Zelda, though you better be ready for the consequences of calling her that) and her pirate crew had searched for years, travelling all across the great sea to many new lands. It had been quite an adventure, and while they had meet many new races, including Gorons and Zoras (who had been thought to be extinct), they had yet to have found a new home for the scattered people of hyrule.

Currently they were staying at an inn on a new island, having travelled far south through a strange fog. Although Tetra had ordered that at least one person stay aboard the ship to guard it, currently the entire crew was in the Inn, enjoying the booze and song.

"I'm surrounded by idiots." grumbled the pirate princess. Although she could not totally blame her men. It had been far too long since they had had a proper shore leave. As such she had decided to let them enjoy themselves just this one time. She would punish someone for not taking up guard duty later (probably Nico).

She was the only person still sober, as the crew had hit the alcohol a bit too hard, and Link, the only other person who did not indulge in such things was doing some training on another part of the island. Perhaps this is the reason why only she noticed what happened next.

It was a beautiful next, the moon was full, the sky was clear, and as she cast her eye towards the harbor where her ship was moored, she saw that the sails were unfurled.

"Wait a moment", thought Tetra to herself; "I'm sure the sails were up when we disembarked, so how...?"

There was no time to ponder it further, as she realized the ship was turning, and sailing away from the Island. Her ship was sailing away, some bilge rat has the unmitigated gall to try and steal Captain Tetra's ship.

Unnoticed by her drunken comrades, the young girl was out the door like a flash, and speeding unhindered towards the dock. But by the time she arrived, the ship already sailed away some distance.

"STOP!!! THIEF!!" Tetra frantically searched for something that could prevent them being abandoned on the Island. She was the only one in the immediate area. Even that green clad fool Link was never around when she needed him (barring that whole Gannondorf thing, and he was still late).

Just when she had given up hope, she spotted it: The King of Red Lions! Link's own boat was docked just off to her left, and while the mystical presence of Hyrule's king no longer inhabited it, it was more than adequate for her current task. Without another thought, Tetra lept upon the boat, and began to make chase after the thief or thieves responsible.

"I don't care if it's a whole army, and Gannondorf himself back from the dead, nobody steals my ship and gets away with it!"
  • Tetra catches up to the ship, and climbs aboard to confront the thief
     Episode #212
Aug 01, 2008   08:58
Rating: G
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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Who's responsible for this?

It didn't take too long for the King of Red Lions to catch up the the pirate ship, being smaller and faster than the larger vessel. Pulling out the grappling hook that Link had convieniently left aboard, she quickly used the to pull herself closer, and then haul herself onto the deck. Tetra pulled out a dagger from the scabbard on her back. This whole debacle had put her in a foul mood, and she had no qualms about unleashing her anger on the fool responsible.

"Alright, you thieving curs, show yourselves!" her voice echoed in the night air, but there was no reply, in fact it was so quiet that she began to doubt that there was anyone on board but herself.

'It's not out of the question that this was the act of a single person', she thought to herself. With the proper knowledge, the entire ship could be manned by a small group. One man doing it would be difficult, but any experienced seaman could pull it off. It would explain the lack of any other people aboard, and the eerie quiet.

Caught up in her own thoughts as she was, Tetra almost missed the blade that flashed towards her. Only the glint of moonlight to her left, and her quickly trained reflexes saved her

Turning towards her foe....
  • She saw a strange figure in what appeared to be a skintight suit. "My Name is Sheik."
     Episode #215
Aug 01, 2008   09:00
Rating: G
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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Now it gets weird aka Pirate vs Ninja

Tetra eyed the strange figure warily. He(?) was skilled to sneak up on her so quietly, and it was only due to pure dumb luck that she wasn't dead. Still....

"You have one minute to explain why you took my ship, and why I shouldn't toss you overboard." Sheik cleared his throat in response.

"I took your ship because I knew you would pursue me. You were rather easy to predict. " He seemed to be examining her as he spoke( and she fumed at his 'easy to predict' line). "I rather disappointed actually. How is it that the blood line of the royal family continues in someone like you?"

"First of all, if you had something to say, you should have simply said it to my face instead of doing all of this, secondly, my family lineage is none of your business", Sheik seemed like he was going to interrupt, but he was cut off as she continued, "and lastly, if you don't want people to know that your a woman, you need to disguise your voice better." The last statement left Sheik surprised, 'her' eyes widening at Tetra's statement.

"You saw through my disguise, but that's...", her eyes then suddenly narrowed as she regained her composure. "No matter, it doesn't change a thing. I'll still eliminate you!" Those words echoed through the night as Sheik charged forward, her blade clashing with Tetra's. The two women fought a back and forth duel for an unknown amount of time but they proved to be rather equal in strenght. Tetra leapt back after another inconclusive clash, her anger and her curiosity finally coming to a boil.

"What the hell is this all about? At least tell me that before I kill you for stealing my ship!" This seemed to make Sheik angrier as well.

"You speak of Thievery, but you are the real thief, you have stolen a life and a mission that do not belong to you and I have come to reclaim them." Tetra seemed confused but then Sheik continued. " You are not the Princess Zelda, I am, and I am the one who has been charged with rebuilding Hyrule, not you!"

Tetra stared at her, mouth agape for some time, before she made a sound halfway between laugh and snarl. "That's what this is all about?! who gets to play the princess?!" She ducked as sheik swung her dagger out at her head.

"It's not a game, I've spent years in hiding, searching for a way to bring Hyrule back, and now when I am on the verge of completing that mission, I discover that some pirate wench has taken my title from me. Not only that, but she has little to no respect for it! I will not let you take everything from me. Not my name, not my kingdom, and especially not him!"

'Not him?' tetra thought. who does she..., that it hit her. She was talking about Link. HER Link. Okay that's it. She takes my ship, makes up some ridiculous story about being the real Zelda, and now she wants Link as well. This was not just the straw that broke the Camel's back, this straw drove it so far into the ground that it made a whole all the way to the other side of the world. She didn't go through all that craziness with Gannondorf just to be called a fake. Tetra may not have cared for the role of Princess, but it was hers, just like Hyrule, and just like Link, and she wasn't about to let anyone steal what was hers.

"If you want proof that I am the real Zelda, then look at this;" she stated, raising her right hand to show the triforce mark on the back of her hand, "could a fake have that?!" she yelled.

"Yes actually!" Sheik yelled back as she showed a identical mark on her own right hand. "It seems that it is easier to fake than I would care for!" Tempers were wearing down to a thread, it would take much for this to turn into a ugly brawl.

"I'm going to get you for making me do this, but if it's the only way to make you see how crazy you are, then so be it." With those words, the triforce mark on Zelda's hand began to glow, but she didn't notice that Sheik had been making her own statement.

"Now I will expose you for the imposter you really are!" As she spoke these words, her triforce mark also began to glow. Soon the light became so bright that neither woman could see anything for a while. But after mere moments, it finally began to recede, and they became visble to each other once again.

2 pairs of blue eyes widened in unison as the the two women previously known as Sheik and Tetra stared at each other in disbelief.

"This... That's impossible!' They both screeched as they beheld each other. Where sheik had stood, there was now clearly a young blonde woman in a pink dress. On her head sat a tiara, her shoulders sported jewel encrusted armor, and her arms were draped in long gloves. The triforce symbol still glowed brightly on her right hand.

Where Tetra had been, there was also a blonde woman, as different from tetra as Sheik had been. she also sported a long pink dress, and while she lacked the shoulder pads of her counterpart, she did sport a slightly more elaborate tiara. These were only surface difference however. Their faces, their eyes, all the little things that mattered, were all identical. Princess Zelda had met Princess Zelda.
  • After exchanging more accusations of being an imposter, they get tired of talking: FIGHT AND STRUGGLE.
     Episode #219
Aug 01, 2008   09:01
Rating: G
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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Very unlady-like behavior

They stood there, staring at one another in disbelief. Even in the darkness that surrounded them, the physical resemblance was uncanny. Same height, figure, same pale blonde hair, same eyes. Their faces carried identical disbelieving looks upon them. Who was this girl? Why was she trying to steal her life?

The more both women thought about it, the more they both realized that it didn't matter. This woman was an impostor, a forgery who thought she could take what did not belong to her, and such things would not be tolerated. She would not be some victim, not again!

Still wielding her dagger, one of the Zelda's sprung forwards towards her other self, attacking from the left. The other Zelda saw the attack coming, and raised her own dagger to block, catching the opposing blade. There was a brief sound of metal clashing and grinding against metal, as the two women struggled against each other, but once again they found themselves unable to break their stalemate.

"I won't let you take my life!" Both girls screamed in unison, and with their anger reaching its peak, both reared back with their free hands, and threw powerful (from them at least) rights across the others jaw.

The blows knocked both princesses off their feet, and their daggers flew from their hands. As they tried to gain their bearings, they looked around for their weapons, but could not find them in the darkness. Returning their gazes to the foe in front of them, they mirrored each other once again as they wiped tiny trails of blood away from the corner of their mouths.

"And you call yourself a Princess!" yelled one woman. "You're one to talk!" countered the other. They circled each other for a moment, watching for some kind of opening, but seeing that such a opportunity would not present itself, they both threw caution to the wind, and simply threw themselves at each other.

The two Zelda's collided in the air with a loud smack, and fell to the deck on their sides in a scratching, kicking, punching, biting, slapping, hair pulling heap of pink and blonde fury. Had there been anyone to witness their behaviour, they would have been taken aback by the brutality of the two women, but as it was, there would be no witnesses to this incredible struggle between two identical foes over a single identity.

They rolled across the deck of the ship, first one on top (slamming her opponents head on the deck 3 times), then the other (punching her clones face without mercy). They hissed and growled at each other, not showing an ounce of civility. The beautiful dresses they had worn, completely inappropriate for such endeavors, had been torn to shreds by their ruthless assault on each other, the tiara's that adorned their head flung to different corners of the ship. After what seemed like an eternity of trashing one another, they each landed a kick in the others stomach, separating them. Taking time to catch their breath, the two battered Princesses took stock of their injuries, as they did so, their eyes fell on each other.

The top half of their dresses were completely gone, although they still had their bras. the lower half's were still there, but barely covered anything, the next round would probably destroy what was left. hair was disheveled, some clumps of it strewn about their make shift battlefield (Both Zelda's had a clump of the others tresses in her hand currently). Large scratches ran down their right cheeks, as well as their left arms.

In retrospect, losing their daggers had probably been for the best, as they would both likely be dead by now.

"Well..." said one Zelda, trying to catch her breath. "Are you ready to surrender?"

"To you." the other Zelda responded, equally exhausted. "That will never happen."

Knowing that there was zero chance of any other solution to their battle, the twin princesses prepared to continue their struggle.
  • the fight continues
     Episode #223
Aug 01, 2008   09:02
Rating: PG - Nudity - Violence
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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Mortal Combat!!!

Instinctively knowing that surrender was out of the question for either of them they two identical princesses were upon each other once again as soon as they had regained their breath.

They closed in quickly one of the half naked princesses letting loose with a open palmed slap across her identical opponent's face causing her to stumble to the side.  Incensed, the slapped Zelda quickly retaliated with her own slap to her doppelganger's face which sent her reeling.  A alternating series of heavy face slaps continued to ring out over the deck of the pirate ship as the two identical women attempted to test the other's will.

After a minute their cheeks and palms were both bright red and stinging with pain and both Zeldas realized that this wasn't getting them anywhere at all.  Redoubling their efforts to utterly destroy each other the twin once again savagely grapple with each other once again.  In the swirling melee the remainder of their tattered clothing was finally ripped away and the two disheveled beauties continued to battle each other with only the torn remnants of their long gloves, stockings and shoes adorning them.

Oblivious to their nudity, they continue to wrestle each other desperately, every so often one lashing out with a hard punch or kick, only to have the favour returned promptly by her opponent.  Finally, one of the Zelda's managed to wrap her hands around her opponent's throat, the other Zelda quickly retaliated by grabbing her assailant in a similar matter.  With looks of pure hatred and determination, both identical women tried to choke the life from each other.

Neither woman willing to release her doppelganger from this death grip the two princesses stumbled clumsily together on the deck of the ship.  Both Zeldas soon started to become light headed as they both started to feel the early effects of asphyxiation
  • They break their dead lock and continue fighting!
     Episode #227
Aug 01, 2008   09:04
Rating: R - Nudity - Violence
Author: Blueversusred

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This is the fight that never ends! It just goes on and on my friends! AKA worst title ever!

The Zelda's vision started to become hazy as they continued to try and choke the life out of each other. Both women held on as long as they could, knowing that unless she somehow incapacitated her foe, their battle would begin anew. Also, as long as they were deadlocked like this, even if one let go, she would be at the mercy of her opponent. However, it soon became clear that they would have to stop.

They let go of each other at the same moment, and scrambled away from each other to recover. Both women were grateful for their synchronized thought patterns for once, until a thought hit them.

'Damn! If I had just held on, I might have won! Now the whole thing will just start all over again!' Having recovered from the last round, the princesses prepared to engage each other again. They spoke not a word to as they circled each other, crouched in a feral position, teeth bared, and claws out. They were sore all over, exhausted, and sweating profusely, yet their eyes burned with a fury and determination that even they had not realized they possessed.

If either one had been thinking rationally, if they were acting in a manner fitting of the bearer of the Triforce of wisdom, they would have realized that continued conflict between them was utterly pointless; that more fighting would just end with them battling each other to exhaustion at best, and killing each other at worse. They would have tried to find a less violent solution to their problem.

Yes rational thinking would have helped, except the it seemed as thought being in the presence of this other woman who claimed to be her stripped them of all rational thought.

"You bitch! I swear I'll kill you!" Dual proclamations of violence echoed through the night as the twin Zelda's engaged in another round of princess on princess violence, but this time it was a little different.

As their sweat soaked bodies slammed together, their bare breast made contact for the first time. Even as they rained punches and slaps on faces on bodies, they were acutely aware of the feeling of another woman's naked flesh pressing against her own. When they wrapped their arms around each other and squeezed in a mutual bear hug, this feeling only became more pronounced.

It didn't help that they their bodies were identical either. Feeling an identical nude body crushing itself against her was top on the list of new experiences for them. Their eyes fell to their chests, the globes flattening equally against each other, and they were surprised to noticed how big they were.

As Sheik, Zelda had used a combination of simple bindings, and magic to conceal her feminine figure, allowing her to perfectly impersonate a man (sans her voice, which had apparently not been good enough to fool the other girl). Tetra, as she grew older, came across bindings of her own, which she used to keep her increased bust from inhibiting her in combat, but their transformations into their true forms had let loose their ample bosoms, which were now free to fight their own battle. A battle just as equal as every other clash they had engaged in.

Each Zelda felt a blush creep it's way onto her face as she realized what was happening. 'By the gods, I'm actually getting aroused by this!' Then they looked up at each other again, and saw the other blushing. 'Wait! so is she! That slut!' In another moment of pure rage, both Zelda's simultaneously brought up a knee into the other's crotch. Their eyes widened as they realized what had happen, both women feeling the pain from the attack of the other. Insults they had been ready to unleash died in their throats, both girls only able to give a weak croak, while tears appeared in the corners of their eyes.

Oddly enough, rather than loosening their grips, on each other, this only made them tighten their bear hugs, and the princesses crushed their naked and sweaty bodies together with more strenght then it seemed possible for them to have, but only for a moment, and eventually their grips loosened.

They slumped to their knees, bodies still pressed together, and tears in their eyes. After what seemed like an eternity of silence, they both found their voice.

" You... you whore, you stupid bitch! I won't rest until I've utterly defeated you!"

Bold words, but the question was how?
  • Remembering how they were aroused during the fight, both Zelda's change tactics and engage in a sex-fight
     Episode #234
Aug 01, 2008   09:05
Rating: R - Nudity - Language - Violence
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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Girls gone wild: Princess Edition

They slumped to their knees, bodies still press together, and tears in their eyes. After what seemed like an eternity of silence, they both found their voice.

"You... you whore, you stupid bitch! I won't rest until I've utterly defeated you!"

Bold words, but the question was how? Too tired to pull away from each other, the identical women just sat their, panting, while holding their crotches, which were still sore from the attacks they had inflicted upon one another. Their minds were sluggish, overwhelmed with a hundred different thoughts: Hatred for this woman who tried to steal her face, frustration at themselves for not being able to defeat the fake and establish who was the true Zelda (with both believing herself to be. Shame at how low they had fallen, acting more like animals, than the royalty they both claimed to be. They had done things that they did not think they were capable of, spoken words that were more likely to be heard from criminals than Princesses.

Yet it had made no difference. No matter what either of them did, there seemed to be no end in sight in this battle. It did not matter however, there had to be a winner, even if it took them all night, even if it took them the rest of their lives, there could only be one Princess Zelda, and neither would be satisfied with anything less.

Their hands reached out and found each other, fingers entwining, and clasping. Slowly, the women rose to their fight, while straining against the other, trying to push her back. Their crotches still hurt, but they both ignored the pain, their anger overwhelming everything else.

'Unbelievable! I thought for sure she had no strenght left!' both women thought as they grappled once again. And once again, they chests came into direct contact with each other, flattening equally, and once again both Zelda's felt their faces go red, and saw the other do the same.

"Despicable!" they both said. "You're actually turned on by this!" They glared harder at each other, annoyed that her foe would try to take the moral high ground when she was feeling the same way. But then they hit upon an idea. If she was starting to get aroused, maybe that could be used to end their stalemate.

The two women began to rub and flick their nipples across one another, eliciting moans and grunts as they did so. Their faces alternated between masks of fury, indignation, and arousal. Then they mashed there breasts together again, and ground them even harder. Their battle had gone in a new direction.

One Zelda, thinking that her strategy might work, unclasped her right hand from her enemy and immediately plunged two fingers into the other woman's crotch. The Zelda on the receiving end gave a yelp, her eyes seeming to go blank as she receive the finger fucking. But even as she received, she was giving, having employed the same strategy at the same moment. As it was both Princesses were being reamed by the other.

They locked eyes just moments before they erupted in screaming orgasms, but this didn't slow them down. It convinced them that the current strategy was the only hope for victory, and without even waiting for the other to gain her bearing, grabbed each other by the hair, and crushed their lips together in a tight kiss. Instantly mouths opened to let tongues in, and soon a new wrestling match had begun.

They stumbled around, each trying to trip to other, or pin her against a wall, but it was difficult. The whole time, their tongues coiled around each other and went as deep into the others mouths as was humanly possible. Eventually, they fell to the ground still lip locked, and rolled all around the ship again, struggling for the top position. When one woman was on top, she ground her crotch against the other without mercy, but it never lasted. Eventually, they ended up in a sitting position, with one Zelda's right leg over the other's left and vice versa. They had broke the kiss to catch their breath, but blue eyes gazed hard into each other.

"I won't lose to you, you fake!" They then slapped each other hand, rammed their crotches and breast together, and once again grabbed hair and shoved tongues down each other's throats. All rational thought was gone. All they cared about was fucking the other into submission, until the other woman was a sobbing wreck who begged forgiveness for daring to steal her name and face.

Time and again, the Women fucked each other without any thoughts of slowing down, and time and again, they exploded in mutual orgasm. The frustration came again. This time, they both held on as long as possible, riding each other hard, both doing her best to be the last Zelda standing, but each felt herself about to explode once again. Once again, they decided to go all or nothing, hoping that at the very least, this next orgasm would leave the other too exhausted to resist.

Both Zelda's thrust forward with all their remaining strenght, and both felt they raw electricity flow through their bodies as their clits crashed against each other full force. Both women threw their heads back and screamed so loud, it probably was heard miles away. The absolute jolt of pleasure was too much, and eventually the screaming died down, their throats raws.

The Princesses looked simply stared at each other.

"You're a total fucking skank." After speaking these words, they kissed one last time, they fell flat on their backs, totally out of energy. Their crotches still firmly connected. For the time being, the war of the Twin Princesses was over.
  • Zelda wakes up in her bedroom, in her castle, surprised at the crazy dream she had
     Episode #240
Aug 01, 2008   09:06
Rating: X - Nudity - Sex - Language - Violence
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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It was just a dream.... or WAS it?

Zelda's eyes snapped open, then seemed to become heavy again. She lay on her back wondering what had just happened. It took her only moments to realize that the past few minutes (hours maybe) had been her imagination. She had apparently dreamed the whole thing.

'Was all of that really a dream?' She thought to herself. It had felt real, very real. She remembered every moment with crystal clarity. It had been so vivid, that she could remember the feeling of her double's slaps striking her face, her hands tearing out her hair; with a blush she also remember the feeling of their bare breasts as they were crushed between her bodies, and especially, the final moments of their battle were burned into her memory.

What was strange was that she experienced these feelings on both ends. She recalled the fight from the point of view of both dream Zelda's, increasing the awkward feelings she was having. If it wasn't for the fact that both women had acted so insane, so out of character for what she thought she was capable of, she would have thought it had been real. But it couldn't have been, right? Unless it was some kind of prophecy or warning. It wouldn't be the first time she had received a message through her dreams, but what could this one have meant? Maybe it was be to think o  it later.

Despite the abruptness of her awakening, she was still tired, as though her nightmarish wet dream had drained strenght from her. She needed to return to sleep and ponder these thing in the morning when her mind was fresh and rejuvenated. But she found it difficult to fall back asleep despite her exhaustion. Something felt wrong.
  • # Zelda looks to the side and sees another Zelda in bed with her: cue freak out
     Episode #246
Aug 01, 2008   09:07
Rating: G
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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round and round we go

Zelda couldn't shake the feeling that something wasn't right. That's when she finally noticed it. 'It feels like.....someone else is in the bed with me!' Zelda immediately turned her head to the side, and saw her own eyes staring back at her. "No!" she croaked at the same time as the other woman, who was to her horror, another Zelda.

Two high pitched screams reverberated through the room, as the women threw themselves out of the bed on opposite sides. They scrambled to their feet, in ready positions, watching each other with wide eyes.

"Your not real! I'm still dreaming!" Both Princesses pinched themselves to wake up, but it only confirmed what their fears, this was real. She was really here with me. What would happen now?

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     Episode #250
Aug 02, 2008   00:48
Rating: G
Author: Mr. 2ofher

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