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A Start to New Beginnings

Once upon a time...
  • ...On a ship sailing the open seas
     Episode #2
Aug 01, 2008   08:02
Rating: G
Author: Blueversusred

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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

"Steady as she goes Ladies"  The busty red headed captain shouted to her crew.  Across the deck of three-mast British privateer known as the Polaris the cheers of acknowledgment from the all female crew answered their captain.

The mistress of the Polaris stood up at full attention, supervising the minute workings of her vessel.  A stylized embroidered coat covered her slim shapely frame with distinction while at the same time being loose enough to provide for ample ventilation and mobility.  The captain's regal, angelic face was framed by a silky mane of long fiery red hair after which she took her infamous name, Crimson Sonia. 

With blessings of the British crown the privateering vessel with her beautiful yet highly skilled crew-women plied their trade of raiding rival vessels for loot and booty - carving a fearsome name for themselves in the waters where they stalked.

Sonia was an experienced explorer as well who had had numerous adventures with her faithful crew between the foreboding Caribbean and the exotic Mediterranean.  Currently the Polaris was investigating along the warm coast of the New World, following rumours and myths of a small pirates enclave who hoarded many treasures of sunken Spanish Galleons.

Crimson Sonia kept a keen lookout to the horizon of the ocean's expanse - her many experiences cautioning her against taking the almost supernatural power of the sea for granted.
  • Something else.
     Episode #19
Aug 30, 2008   05:21
Rating: G
Author: Blueversusred

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More ways to choose from...

Some other worlds to utilize...
  • Something else.
     Episode #1054
May 27, 2016   18:33
Rating: G
Author: colioli4

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Even more choices...

Some more choices?

(Dunno if these choices/fandoms have been touched yet, but can't seem to find them, so so be it)
  • Some other fandom
     Episode #7192
Jun 01, 2016   19:40
Rating: G
Author: colioli4

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RWBY v. RWBY

"Alright team, we have reports of Grimm near Echo manor" Professor Port boisterously announced to team RWBY, "The area is abandoned but the folks in the nearby village are concerned with the recent disappearances and Grimm sightings. Your mission: infiltrate the manor and destroy the Grimm infesting the area!"

"Yes-sir" the team replied back halfheartedly as they left the briefing. "I hate impromptu missions like this" Yang said annoyed, "I was already for a night on the town, a certain bartender still owes me a drink."

"Tell me about it" Weiss responded, "I had somewhere to be too."

"I had a date with crescent rose and some polish" Ruby said stroking her red weapon wanting to get this over with.

"If we hurry then we can get back to our plans" The level headed Blake said.
"Good point, lets move!" Ruby said as she took off down the hall.

 


It wasn't long before the team RWBY had made their way to the old run down manor on the outskirts of beacon.

"This place looks kinda creepy" The busty blonde said standing outside the courtyard listening to her echo bounce around the old walls.

"It'll be fine but with the size of this place I think it best if we split up" the lithe faunus suggested as they entered the manor.

As they entered the manor they noticed it was not as dilapidated as the outside looked, in fact it looked rather homey with wax candles burning and casting shadows all over the main hall. The team decided to take Blake's advice and split up to search for Grimm.

Who do we follow?
  • Blake
     Episode #7207
Nov 01, 2017   01:29
Rating: G
Author: Mr. Ocean Breeze <bushweed13 @ live · com>

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You Know What They Say About Black Cats Who Cross Your Path

As Blake wondered the mansion, she couldn’t help but get lost in thought over her own plans for the evening. Mostly catching up on her reading, but Sun, the simian faunus, had also mentioned he was going to try to get in a late night visit. She hoped he wouldn’t show up while she was gone and assume she flaked out on him. Or worse, gotten himself in trouble.

She was awakened from her own head when she felt her foot step on an inch and a half tall object.

She looked down and found it was a:
  • a different kind of grimm
     Episode #8383
Aug 21, 2018   15:08
Rating: G
Author: Master Xiodes <raziel · the · upgrade @ gmail · com>

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*obligatory literal catfight joke here*

While she was lost in her own thoughts, Blake Belladonna only came down to Earth when she realized something other than the floor was beneath her foot.

She moved her foot back and looked down to find a grimm she was unfamiliar with, not two inches in height. It resembled a tick, but had a long, mosquito like probscis and was cyclopic.

In the blink of an eye, Blake unsheathed Gambol Shroud, but the grimm was even faster. It lept on to her shin, bit her, then fell off onto its back. Dead.

“AH! DAMN!” Blake exclaimed as she winced in pain and finally looked around her, noting she seemed to be in some sort of dining room. He knew that as maladies from grimm go, she could have had it a lot worse. She was used to getting into high stakes scrapes after all. That didn’t mean it didn’t still hurt to have a needle stab you in the front of the leg.

As the pain subsided as suddenly as she had experienced it, she knelt beside the dead grimm.
“What kind of defense mechanism kills you when you use it?” Blake thought aloud to herself as she examined the tiny husk on the floor, only touching it with the tip of her blade. “There isn’t even any lasting damage. Even bees at least leave a welt”

Suddenly, a crack split down the grimm’s belly. Blake jumped back as a dark cloud billowed up from the opening. Blake took a fighting stance, ready for anything. Or so she thought as the smoke compacted and took her form. Identical in every way save for the eyes, black lenses with visible red veins and the tell tale solid yellow, glowing irises of grimm. This imposter’s face wore a sneering smirk that got right under the real Blake’s skin.

Katana at the ready, shock transforming into rage, Blake shouted interrogatingly at the room’s only other occupant. “Who are You!?”

In an identical stance, the imposter chuckled “Who are YOU?” she cried back. Enflamed that this copycat was, well, copying her, Blake charged her imitating opponent, while she did the same, also adopting a demeanor of battle fury. As to be expected, they were evenly matched. Every thrust and parry was met with its counter or evasion. Back and forth, they almost danced with each other in this way until the ribbons on the hilts of their identical weapons tangled together. Not wanting to pause the fight too long, the Blakes toss their armaments in the same direction, as if by mutual agreement. Their sword blades pierce the wood of the long dining room table, standing them up, the length of their knotted ribbons apart from each other. They tossed their sheaths next, which landed on either side of the sword bridge.

Without a word or gesture, Blake and her doppelgänger came together in a deep “thwack” and began to clinch in a grapple.

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     Episode #9344
Aug 21, 2018   17:00
Rating: G
Author: Master Xiodes <raziel · the · upgrade @ gmail · com>

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